fire crotch

A person that has a fire in their crotch and needs to alleviate it by doing any of the following: bitch about life and/or delivers cookies to future fathers.

Sarah is such a fire crotch!

by Jack Shau January 10, 2007

Crotch Monkey

It's What You Say To Someone Who Wants To Get into You're Pants Or If There Simply Being A Dummy.

1.Hey KaeLan, Stop Being Such A little Crotch Monkey.
2. Yah, He Like Totally Slapped My Butt What A Little Crotch Monkey.

by KayLaBrown-Hair April 07, 2007

Mud Crotch

(Adj) word to describe a brunette's pubic hair (similar to fire crotch describing a red head's)

I went down on that girl, and she totally had a mud crotch.

by Stephanie D November 04, 2007

crotch rocket

a machine that travels at unreal speeds of 200mph (mach 0.25) and is capable of cutting a pickup in half, ending multiple lives simultainiousely.

Susuki GSXR or,gixxer
Honda CBR
Yamaha R1
Kawasaki ZX-R

by OnyxO September 04, 2004

Crotch Goblin

(n) 1. A perverted or otherwise solely sex-driven partner

"That guy is only interested in sex."
"Ugh. What a crotch goblin."

by Mk. 42 December 21, 2013

Crotch Rocket

When the reciever of oral sex queefs in your mouth while engaged in oral sex with a female or creature with a vaina.

Shit dude. I was eating out your mom and she crotch rocketed me!

by Justin Beeyatch July 12, 2006

Crotch Monkey

A ugly whore.

a vagina looking cunt.
a monkey with a cunt as a face :)

A whore named mariahhhhh!

crotch monkey

Alabama hot pocket

by Missbricks December 08, 2009