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country clutch

The act of two backwoods family members fiercely and grabbing each other's twig and berries in an overtly but secretly gay manner. Usually followed up by an extremely gay wink.
Billy Bob gave his underage cousin the old country clutch.
by OminousGuy72 April 17, 2016
mugGet the country clutchmug.
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Country boys make do

Comes from an image entitled "country girls make do", then adapted for boys. Implies gay men in the countryside, often in stereotypical places such as the southern United States, use objects such as corn for dildos.
"Just saw my buddy Josh rawdogging himself on an ear of corn."
"Country boys make do."
by Lamp_loving_moth June 7, 2024
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Country vanilla crotch rocket

The act of banging a girl doggie style while eating a bowl of ice cream. The placing the cold bowl on her lower back. Causing her sky rocket of your dick
Dude I was with this chick the other night and turned her into a country vanilla crotch rocket.
mugGet the Country vanilla crotch rocketmug.
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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025
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