Creased

/kuh.rēsd/

An adjective used to describe anguish felt by an individual presented with a difficult or unfortunate situation.

Friend: Guess what happened today, bro?

Other Friend: What, dude?

Friend: I trusted a fart and a surprise trickled down my leg and into my favorite shoe... Worst day ever.

Other Friend: Creased...

by Christablazer May 20, 2018

Cheated

When someone is in a relationship and the partner dates someone else while in the relationship

Jayson cheated on me with shelly

by Garycull November 25, 2019

roni-crater

The empty spot that is left when some asshole steals the pepperonis of off your pizza slice and leaves empty saucy holes.

Dude 1: Dude wft!!
Dude 2: WHAT?!
Dude 1: Some asshole stole my pepperonis and left roni-craters all over my pizza!
Dude 2: Let's kill them!!!

by face1 November 16, 2011

crease

someone who wears those kind of shirts that are meant to be creased and looks silly

"ste crease"

by Payt January 8, 2004

crease your pants

v. To have sex. The term comes from when pants are on the ground for a night, they tend to get creases in them.

Bridget: So, who's creasing your pants?
Ellie: None of your business.

Keith: So I creased my pants last night...

Mark: So I got my pants creased last night...

Beth: I've been creasing Keith's pants since January 08.

Lenny: Hey Jill, I'd like to crease your pants.

by MC Hammer II January 21, 2009

creamed corn

before you ingage in anal sex deposite kernals of corn in to her wrectum then proceed to engage in anal sex. then blow your load up her wrectum. then after sex when she is cleaning out her ass she digs out hte creamed corn.

i met a girl with a corn fetish and she let make creamed corn.

by the law September 4, 2006

Crate

A hundred dollar bill or money that adds up to a hundred.
If you have two hundred dollars, then you have two crates.(gti-get the idea)

"I got a hundred dollars"
"Oh, so you got a crate. Well, I got 6 crates"
"Damn, you got 6 hundred dollars?"

by Pillsbury boy February 23, 2009