bread cat

A word used to define a short fat guy with no swag, nor steeze. This person can optionally have a obese mother.
Furthermore, a Bread Cat has NO HOES at all.

"Hey look at that short idiot with a fat mom, he must be a bread cat!"

by KalleTheRealer October 30, 2023

bannanabis bread

bannana bread with the dankest of buds.

"Ian's bannanabis bread gets me retarded."

by faded fayD April 25, 2009

pumperquarter bread

(noun) A type of redneck/hill billy bread. which is a higher class bread than pumpernickle. It originated in Ireland in the 1600's. The irish made it when times were good. It took all day to prepare this marvelous dish. This type of high class bread consist of; stuff, things, and hooker sweat. The irish added energy drink to give it that extra kick in the crotch. This bread was used at many Irish barmitsfahs.

Me and ma sat on the poch ad ate us sum pumperquarter bread.

by youre real name July 26, 2009

Wiggle Bread

A large peice of bread with ounds, and ounds of butter on it. It is microwaved for exactly 1 minute, and then it's all wiggley, and gooshy.

Your brain is the consistancy of Wiggle Bread

by EveryoneSingingLlamaSongs December 19, 2009

Ugly Bread

The first and last piece of bread in a new loaf that nobody ever eats.

"I just bought some more bread"

"Make me a sandwich? Start with the second piece though I hate the ugly bread"

by krellyfries September 30, 2011

Sauce Bread

The result of stripping a slice of pizza of its delicious cheese.

Weirdo: I don't like cheese, I'm gonna scrape it all off of my slice.

Normal Human Being: Why didn't you just get bread and sauce.

Weirdo: I like sauce bread.

by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast March 11, 2012

lembas bread

Bread made of 100% gluten. Through hundreds of years of GMO crop cultivation, the Elves of Middle Earth were able to create a type of bread made of 100% gluten. Lembas bread can last for months without being sealed or refrigerated, and requires no extra preservatives. The recipe was lost to time, but Monsanto is now close to recreating a strain of wheat almost identical to the one from which lembas bread was synthesized.

**While talking about a Lord of the Rings themed wedding cake**
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?

by ralphthemagician June 24, 2014