by Kraker McWhitey February 26, 2004
Get the Breakfast of Champions mug.(1): A situation wherein a male pays to spend time with a female who does not have any intention of engaging in intercourse with him.
(2): A situation wherein a male pays to spend time with a female who he should not engage in intercourse with, due to her low level of physical attractiveness, or other unredeeming qualities.
(2): A situation wherein a male pays to spend time with a female who he should not engage in intercourse with, due to her low level of physical attractiveness, or other unredeeming qualities.
Dino observed crampson buying a drink for a hideous girl at the bar. As he walked by this bad decision waiting to happen, all he could manage to say was "nice breadbasket".
by Calypso, the great dane September 24, 2014
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Person 1: What'd you do with Stacey last night?
Person 2: Mannn shittt i let her have that breakfast of champions
Person 1: man i told you that bitch was a freak
Person 2: Mannn shittt i let her have that breakfast of champions
Person 1: man i told you that bitch was a freak
by richy34 December 14, 2010
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Man last night was crazy, me and Steve met of with these girls downtown and ended up having an Irish Breakfast!
by BigRowdy69 May 24, 2017
Get the Irish Breakfast mug.When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!
by Balanced Breakfast Lover March 13, 2008
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It saves washing up and the milk will feel nice against your skin.
It saves washing up and the milk will feel nice against your skin.
WEIN: We have a Breakfast Bra. Get us eh?
JIM: A Breakfast Bra?
WEIN: Yeah. Wanna spoonful of Bran Flakes outta my left cup?
JIM: A Breakfast Bra?
WEIN: Yeah. Wanna spoonful of Bran Flakes outta my left cup?
by Weiny Joy October 16, 2008
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