White Boner

A particularly potent strain of marijuana originating from Southern Connecticut.

"Yo dude i just scored a diesel 20 sack of White Boner!"

by LittleHalfSquat February 19, 2009

Papa Boner's

The name given to the crappy, bammer pizza served at Papa John's. Papa's IN THE HOUSE!

Better ingredients, better pizza, Papa Boner's!

by 666BF January 6, 2010

false boner

Getting extremely excited for something but nothing happens happen so in the end your hopes are crushed.

Person 1:Kevin dude we won the contest!!
Person 2:No way dude thats awesome!
Person 1:Ohh wait never mind, thats not us.
Person 2:Ahhh dude you just gave me a false boner.

by David Munafo January 30, 2009

baby boner

Baby boner? really? Baby boner.... is a babies boner

My baby gets a lot of baby boners

by luvestospluge May 8, 2014

Ghost Boner

The temporary, lingering erection following an orgasm. Ghost boners typically only last for a short period of time.

Wife: "Are you ready to have sex again?"
Me: "No, this is just a ghost boner."

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by Scrotumator March 13, 2012

Public Boner

This term describes a situation in which a male, generally younger, receives an excitation of the genitals due to no discernible circumstance.

Don't stare too hard at those beautiful sexy girls, or you might end up with an epic public boner fail.

by kotekecik December 14, 2011

Boner Race

A contest in which 2 or more people see who can achieve an erection first without visual or physical stimulation. These contests are generally announced at random and proven simply by showing the bulge in the pants. A boner race can not be announced if a contestant already has an erection. All contestants must start completely flaccid (this is of course based on the honor system). Cheating is grounds for immediate disqualification from all future boner races. The integrity of the sport must be upheld.

Initiator: I declare a boner race!

(time passes)

Winner: I win! Check out that hog!

by JD Millions March 15, 2011