boned

1) to fuck
2) to tweak a grab in snowboarding, so your body is fully extended.

i boned my gf six times last night

i stuck a sick boned out stalefish yesterday.

by watch out May 19, 2004

bone and disown

Somewhat unsuprisingly to bone and disown is to bone and subsequently disown. In other words, one allures a female(or male) beds and then sheds, squirts one in the eye and says goodbye, has sex with and then ignores for ever more.

AAA i noticed that Dave was piecin' Laura is he still with her?
No no, he boned, but then disowned.

He fucked her then chucked her, boned her in the car and said tara, classic bone and disown.

by loz February 7, 2004

Bone-daddy

To have sex with a female, or in other terms, to get your horn wet. This word is derived from the more commonly used 'boneyard' term.

Man, I really went bone-daddy on my girlfriend lastnight.

by Tetra7077 January 16, 2009

Boehnercare

The Republican cries to give a happy ending to Obamacare led by Speaker John Boehner, and the attempts to glennbeck it and replace it with a more corporate-friendly, full-service approach to health care reform.

Ever since the teahadists took over the House, they have been trying to ram their Boehnercare down our throats.

by Knot O'Really January 7, 2011

pussy bone

the bone in your vajayjay area that hurts like fuck when william chandler knees the shit out of you.

when william kneed my pussy bone i puked immediately from the pain...bastard.

by bobby and reba June 29, 2008

Boned

When you wake up the morning after a night with Scott Rutherford

What happened last night? "My last memory was Scott Rutherford handing me a Redbull vodka. Nekt minute, I woke up $500 in debt, feeling like death warmed up and wanting to end it all. It was that moment I knew I got boned.

by Smintch May 5, 2016

Bone head

a person who asks a very stupid question, that is obviously fuckin retarded and lacks any long term goals and isnt going anywhere in life.

Set worker- is there really rum in ur coke?
Julian- Of course there is, you fuckin bone head

by SHLIMON October 3, 2006