joe blood

receiving a backhanded double punch

"he just gave him the joe blood" "leave me alone before I throw you a joe blood"

by brooklynzfinestdummy May 12, 2019

trailer blood

Typically someone who would be considered "ghetto," "trashy," or "ignorant." It insinuates that someone who is undesired due to the way they act or what they say, has trailer blood in them. That they are basically "trailer trash." It doesn't necessarily make them bad people, they just aren't that bright. It kinda goes with the line, "you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl."

I swear that girl makes the dumbest choices, it must be the trailer blood.

by therealtomjones April 20, 2020

animal blood

The blood of all animals

"I just collected 30 gallons of animal blood!"

by ChrisNamedJack October 15, 2020

Mystery Blood

Blood that suddenly appears for no immediately obvious reason, such as accidentally scratching an itch and you hand comes back with blood on it.

"I just scratched the back of my head and now I've got mystery blood on my hand, can you check back there?"

by taerg_eht_oznobroc November 25, 2020

The Blood in the bathroom

When asked what “the incident” at your school was, this is a common answer. An unsolved mystery, typically taking place at schools in small unknown towns, kids will find the bathroom covered in blood (usually an ridiculously large amount) and report it, but never hear anything back about what happened.

Her: what what “the incident” at your high school

Him: the blood in the bathroom

Her: what?

Him: it’s a long story

by ElloLuvs June 17, 2021

cultural blood money

The wealth accumulated by media figures that make crude, violent, disgusting or repulsive content before they switch to a "softer" side and try to redeem themselves and all of the social flotsam they've helped create. Examples include Arnold Schwarzenegger, PewDiePie, Sarah Silverman, and The Weeknd.

Viewer: "Did all that cultural blood money go into funding your podcast?"
Sarah Silverman: "Yes and I now support Bernie and urban gardening."

by Aardvarkopotamus September 17, 2021

Alpha Blood

When your girlfriend says "out for blood" and you mistake it for "alpha blood" and decide to make it a whole thing and create a definition for it on urban dictionary. Now, this will become a trend. Everyone will start using it and it will be a symbol of virility, strength, resolve and the unbreakable nature of human character.

Her: "*speaking through nose from a cold* wow, $100! That utility company is out for blood"
Him: "what's alpha blood"
Her: "Out for blood"
Him: "Alpha blood it is. I am a man with alpha blood. That sounds about right."

by The definatorrrrr May 3, 2022