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Blind pee shot

(noun) Unable to see the target when taking the driver out for a whizz. Popularised by golfers with large beer bellies.
I always spray it everywhere from a blind pee shot.
by Edo77 April 24, 2025
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Pattern blindness

An effect caused by staring at something for so long that the person's vision becomes warped or distorted
"I stared at a wall for so long I got pattern blindness." (not a real quote)
by You'renotauthorizedtobehere April 30, 2025
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Hindsight is Blinding

Basicly same thing as hingsight is 20/20 but a more educated response. If you know this term your mind has a very wide range of

Intellect.
by KingRy May 11, 2025
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Nostalgia Blindness

AKA: Nostalgia-Induced Stupidity

When someone is nostalgic for something that was absolute trash and refuses to acknowledge that it was trash because their memories override all negative thoughts about it.
Split-Screen gaming was super shitty, y'all have nostalgia blindness
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2024
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Blind Sausage Whiff

That was gnarly, almost as bad as a blind sausage whiff
by RockyWears April 18, 2024
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Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area
“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”
by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024
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