River Biscuit

A slang term for human feces.

I need to go float a river biscuit.

by Miguele Ghee June 2, 2018

lit biscuit

the common term “lit”, signaling that things are awesome. Followed by “biscuit” showing everyone you are a tool and smoked meth in the 90’s.

“Yo man come out to the bars tonight?”
-“Shit man Idk”
“ C’mon man this shit is gonna be lit biscuit”
-**hangs up

by Doctor English May 28, 2018

wooley biscuit

Wooley biscuit is toilet paper stuck to your butt after you whips down you find it hours later.

My poop looks like a wooley biscuit.

by Ashtray85 October 8, 2017

Bite a Biscuit

Basically another saying for “Choke on a dick” or “fuck you.”

Kendall: You talk a lot of shit in those tight ass pants.
Tyler: Bite a biscuit

by localethot July 1, 2019

semen biscuit

Dried up clump of semen left on your stomach leftover from masturbating the previous night.

I found a large semen biscuit on my stomach this morning, but I didn't bother to wash it off before going to school this morning.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

clip a biscuit

To take a shit, or to pinch off the end of a hanging shit that clings on too long.

Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I had to clip a biscuit.

by Mantaray22 February 3, 2018

road biscuit

The female equivalent of road head. When a woman receives oral sex while operating a motor vehicle.

That was the most magnificent road biscuit she had ever had.

by lilred1983 November 27, 2014