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I love bagels

If you love bagels then I love you….you are very important and great!
Mike: I LOVE BAGELS
Jonah: Omg same!
by iLOVEBAGEL October 5, 2022
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55 overall no badges

Dj bryceman
“It’s like i’m a 55 overall no badges. The personality badges don’t even work and i got those!”
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slut bagel

a girl that has a lot of sex and likes bagels.
"That was really good sex. Let's go get bagels."

"Gosh, you're such a slut bagel."
by Slutbagel22 March 21, 2010
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Wisconsin badger

a generally very hot, happy person who knows how to party and has a lot of sex. Is often hated on by people from surrounding schools that aren't ranked as high, such as Minnesota and, as previously stated, Iowa. Don't be angry because you had to go to your safety school. But yeah, they have a pretty amazing time in college, work hard, and do well. After they graduate, they generally get a sweet ass job and live the life. So yeah, being a badger is pretty amazing - you should try it some time - i'd highly recommend it!
Apparently a Hawkeye? - "I hate those fucking Wisconsin badgers, so i'm going to stereotype them as being large, overweight losers, as i've probably never actually been to Madison before...."
Badger - "gee, have you been around Iowa lately? Must say, rural areas in Wisconsin and Iowa are not generally that far apart, except that Iowa seems to have far fewer people due to their citizen's generally agrarian lifestyle"

I must note that it seems odd to get bashed by a Hawkeye, usually our rival is Minnesota......but, don't be jealous, that just makes you look desperate

just thought i'd throw this in, given that it is generally how the Badgers are insulted......

Minnesota student: "the badgers *random baseless insult that is very stereotyped, rabble, rabble, rabble*"
Wisconsin Student" "umm, yeah, that doesn't make you sound like a complete moron and a five year old at all, you know"
by TheDictionKing May 26, 2009
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Bageling

Buying a bunch of bagels then going to someones house opening the door and then chucking them at everyone in sight!
That bitch Bryan didn't invite Taylor and Michelle to his guitar hero party so they went bageling instead, and they hit up his house... twice.
by asdsad January 15, 2008
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bagel

Someone who is extremely cheap.

(Comes from the generic Jew characteristic of frugal, and the fact that all Jews love bagels)
Dude, don't be a bagel, I need the money for my enema!
by CamBam! November 20, 2004
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Badgers

mystic creatures that was used as backup against the forces of sauron in the movie "the two towers"
"thats not an orc-horn"
by brandon heat January 31, 2005
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