007th base

Doing it with the Bond. No one has ever survived 007th base.

Guy 1: I'm getting to 007th base tonight!
Guy 2: Don't let him drive your BMW, I want that after you die.

by Hakpute June 18, 2009

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Tennis Baseball

A game that requires a tennis racket, a tennis ball, and a pair of tennis courts side by side with no fence in between. Played like baseball, a pitcher and batter and but no strikes or balls because the pitcher lobs the ball on one bounce. The batter must run bases and can be thrown out by getting the ball back to the pitcher before the runner reaches the base if a forceout is applicable or the runner can be tagged/pegged. In addition, any ball caught on the fly is an out. There are three outs and any hit that is hit out of the fenced in area is an automatic out.

Hey JP, let's go play tennis baseball!

by Sir tenball July 1, 2009

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dirty baseball

the male takes a shit into her hands and she rolls it into a ball. after shaped like a baseball, she pitches it to the male who swings his erected COCK and trys to hit it back into her mouth.

i hit a home run playing dirty baseball with kudly

by MARKK November 19, 2006

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North Dakota Baseball Bat

Verb: The act of shitting in a used condom and freezing it overnight. The next day use the frozen turd as a weapon to bludgeon your smart ass girlfriend until she shuts up and proceeds to blow you.

Person 1: How did Kelsey get that black eye?

Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!
FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!

by Hemmerhoidal Premisis February 5, 2009

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