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baseball

Bat-and-ball game originating in Britain, where it is called “Rounders” and is principally played by schoolgirls.
At any given time it involves one pitching-&-fielding team, who must dismiss the batsmen by throwing the ball past them to a catcher, and one batting team who must strike the ball in such away as to enable them to run between the “plates” or “bases” and so amass points.

Apparently also played by grown men, in the Colonies.
Q : Will you be watching the baseball?
A : What, rounders? My good man, watching schoolgirls is *illegal* in my country.
by lex November 25, 2004
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Baseballing

The act of a male hardcore baseball fan going down on another male to the base of the balls. The term was derived because baseball sucks.
Chris is baseballing at the Ranger's game.
by metallicoolguy June 5, 2009
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base

Good evening Gentlemen
Due to the unfortunate "sucking" of translators of the early 90's They have set us up the Bomb.
by Cyanyde August 6, 2003
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Baseball

The most amazing sport ever created. It requires a tremendous amount of athletic ability and mental understanding. People who think baseball is easy and boring obviously have never played and realize that their own sport sucks ass.
*Person 1 talking to someone else*

Person 1: Dude, I hit a walk off grand slam the other day!

Person 2: Baseball is gay! It's boring as hell and so easy!

Person 1: Oh yeah? Why don't you try to play then?

Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to look like a fag.

Person 1: No, you're a fag because you think soccer is

more than just running around and kicking a ball for 3 hours.

Person 2: You don't know shit about soccer

Person 1: Actually I do, I played it until I finally noticed that it sucked.
by BaseballPlayer21 December 9, 2012
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ace of base

I fucking hard band from Sweden, that was hugely popular in the early 90's. Big Hits were the The Sign, Cruel Summer, etc. Still rocks out even today.
James: Damn boy, get the sign on, I wanna funk out to that shit.

Josh: Ye dawg, that shit is so addicting.
by P Style June 13, 2005
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4th Base

When you have sex (looking this up is kind of sad)
Guy: Baby Lets go to 4th base tonite
Girl: I'm On my period
Guy: oh come on i been wanting to nail you for ages!
by Gioj4 October 11, 2008
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baseball

a sport that used to be enjoyable and fun to follow, but has been ruined by the likes of high-payroll teams such as Red Sox, Dodgers, Angels, and Yankees, buying out all the fire-pwer from smaller markets.
Baseball is the only sport where I feel like my favorite team will never have a fair shot at success, thanks to those rich, cock-sucking clubs and the MLB draft which hardly helps.
by Bozo the Klown February 17, 2009
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