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Bake

v. (derogatory) to communally interpret and draw connections between disparate information to draw (often pre-decided, absurd, and/or entirely false) conclusions, as is done in conspiracy theorist communities. Often takes place shortly after an event occurs or information is revealed that, to any reasonable person, would immediately disprove the conspiracy theory.

Originated with the QAnon conspiracy theory, whose followers would call themselves “bakers” following “crumbs” of information given to them by a supposed government insider. This self-identification has been largely abandoned, and the term “bake” is now used mainly by critics of such communities.

Information or narratives which have gone through the above process of interpretation can be said to have been “baked”.
Their prediction of doomsday having not come to pass, the followers pre-heated their ovens and prepared to bake an explanation.
by Squalidarity October 10, 2023
mugGet the Bakemug.

Clam Bake

When a woman's vagina is hot and sweaty (usually after a great workout or being in extreme heat), she would have a clam bake.
"If it gets any hotter in here, it's going to be a clam bake!" Sally said while sitting in her car without AC
by Vanilla Thunder7 August 22, 2016
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Baked Bastard

Someone whos really high on marijuana and its very obvious.
"Man jimmy was being a baked bastard yesterday".
by Doggedbast22 December 17, 2014
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Baked Jealousy

The feeling when someone has a delicious baked good (bread, croissants, cake, muffins), and you don't.
Brigid got chocolate croissants for her birthday and now I'm filled with baked Jealousy.
by IncipientMedusa February 9, 2021
mugGet the Baked Jealousymug.

baked bean diarrhea

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro

whoa bro pretty joggers

yoooooooo
by fart moinke April 2, 2021
mugGet the baked bean diarrheamug.

baking cookies

by joe69lolxd April 2, 2020
mugGet the baking cookiesmug.

Daybreak Bake, Bust & Bolt (DBBB)

Part of speech: noun (also verb: to DBBB)
Definition: Timing your morning (masturbation) solo finish with the day’s first toke—often with a cig in the other hand—then grabbing coffee and heading out.
He pulled a "Daybreak Bake, Bust & Bolt (DBBB)"—peak on the pull, latte on the way out.”
by Mr. Snugglepumpkin Johnson October 5, 2025
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