Austin

Really cool and owns several pirate hats

thats austin, He owns pirate hats

by CLiQChaos July 23, 2021

Austin Moment

When a guy says that he has a girlfriend but when asked says he doesn't actually have one.

Guy 1: "Dumbass doesn't actually have a girlfriend"
Guy 2: "No I was just kidding fellas"
Guy 1: "This an Austin Moment."

by K13R4N July 24, 2021

Austin

Austin is a mysterious person. On the outside, they can look like tiny innocent people who don’t have a life. But on the inside, they are one horny mother flipper. They are the type of person who would do it outside while their whole family watching. Austin’s are one of a kind people, they are loving and sweet with a sexual side aswell.

“Holy shit! Last night Austin and I had the best sex ever!”

“Did you hear about what Austin did for the show?”

by HitOrMissHuHhHhHhH July 31, 2021

Austin

The hanger upper

Austin hangs up on Cas so Austin is a "hanger upper"

by Shwhshshsbsv August 7, 2021

austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.

Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.

by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021

Austin-truaxing

When you don’t get the joke and you then you proceed to ruin everyone’s fun time with some lame boring matter-of-facting bullshit

Man, I’m so tired of Carl always being a buzzkill with his Austin-truaxing, captain obvious ass.

by Maybe Swifty? September 12, 2021

Austin

There are several different types of Austins but they are almost always described as funny, sweet, extremely caring, they often have a short temper, and are easily irritated despite being irritating themselves. They are fun to hang around once you get to know them, however they almost always have very paradoxical personality traits that make it hard to give a good description of what kind of person they are. They are a very unique a distinct personality that is always unique and no two Austins are the same as this would end reality because of the chaos that would be created.

I can’t describe Austin you have to meet him to understand what kind of person he is.

by Cringe ghost September 28, 2021