by CLiQChaos July 23, 2021
Get the Austinmug. Austin is a hot, funny, sexy, and popular guy. He is fun to be around and is great at making everyone have a good laugh. He has brown hair and blue eyes. All the girls love him and all the guys are jealous of him. He’s athletic and is great in bed. Most girls go out of there way to get Austin to notice them. He has a lot of friends and is pretty chill around most people but knows how to make people laugh at the right times.
“Hey, I heard Austin’s going to the party this weekend”, said girl1. “Oh my! I’m going just to see him”.
“Yo did you hear about the girl Austin was in bed with last night?” said boy1. “Yeah, I heard he put her in a wheelchair after it was over with”.
“Yo did you hear about the girl Austin was in bed with last night?” said boy1. “Yeah, I heard he put her in a wheelchair after it was over with”.
by 123alleyesonme April 19, 2021
Get the Austinmug. He is brown hair and brown eyes. He is the type of guy that will fight for what he believes in. He also will fight for what he wants. If you get to know him really well, You will realize he is a true friend. He also never tells a lie and always tells the truth. Fit. Shy, especially around the girl he likes. He is pretty cool once you get to know him. He would make the perfect BF. He has his eye on specific girl. That girl’s name usually starts with S, M, or E. He would do anything and everything for the girl he likes. He also knows martial arts, not the smartest person but would be an awesome friend. He wants to talk to his crush but he is to shy to and that is what hurts him the most. He would make the perfect friend and the perfect BF. Never judge him for his looks. Judge him for who he is on the inside and you will see that he would be a true friend and awesome BF.
Girl 1: did you see how nice that guy is? He has to be an austin.
Girl 2: go ask him out, I bet he will say yes
Girl 2: go ask him out, I bet he will say yes
by IAmaUnknownPerson May 2, 2018
Get the Austinmug. A boy who likes to have fun. He will always be by his friends side and will fight to the death for the people he loves and trust people with his life. If he has things going on at home then he refuses to talk about them. His 1 rule is to never lie. Never lie to him over big things. If its over some bread then thats fine. But don't lie about things like where you've been. He may not open up to you even if he'll fight for you. If he says he's fine. Ask him again. He might open up.
by Death by me. October 20, 2022
Get the Austinmug. 
Austin is a prick that doesn't like anybody, he tends to fail math very easily and doesn't do very good at listening. He mugs homeless people and kisses married women, and dates the school whore. Overall a very good sexy person and very lovable. He's very fruity on the side but nobody knows about that.
by Austin_fucked_my_brother January 29, 2022
Get the Austinmug. A shithole “city” that is a capital of the shithole state of TexASS. This “city” is where you can find dumb rednecks in lifted trucks and soy eating leftists and whiny preppy bitches forming up like Voltron to piss you off if you are actually smarter than the average americuck. Also people here are a bunch of annoying socio-economic lane enforcer meaning if you are broke, they want you to stay broke. People in LOSStinare very pretentious, pompous, nasal and annoying. People here also can’t drive for shit. Fucking dipshits will be in the left lane going 55 in a fucking 70 in their ugly ass Tesla or Prius and because of that, all the fat, micro-penis hicks and spicks in lifted trucks go blasting down the right lane going 95 mph running merging traffic off the fucking road. And the worst drivers in TexASS all drive shitty Teslas, Toyotas, Fords and Chevys. Fuck LOSStin, TexASS!!!! That useless overgrown suckburb can get ravaged by 50 EF5 tornadoes like the one that hit Jarrell in 1997 and take out all the illegals, bean farters, white trash and house niggers.
Austin, TX is really called LOSStin, TexASS because trying to make any money in that shithole “city” results in a loss of sanity!
by Themidwestsucks June 13, 2024
Get the Austin, TXmug.