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Asshole

My ex is an asshole <3
by Imisstherage_ June 8, 2021
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assholegnf

Assholegnf also known as thealovesquackity is a really famous but scary French tiktoker. Let's have seggs <3
Want to subscribe to assholegnf? Prepare for really weird things.
by Wizowashere September 18, 2021
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Asshole next door

What you get when you try to do what Dr. Frankenstein did by making a boy next door out of an asshole.
She tried to take the more favorable traits/parts of guys that she actually liked and combine them with the disgusting and grotesque traits/parts of the guy she was operating on to make him more like a boy next door, but instead ended up getting an asshole next door.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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asshole tax

An undisclosed sales tax charged to everyone else on most (if not all) things sold at retail stores nationwide due to the selfish actions of a select few assholes. Such actions that these assholes are guilty of include shoplifting, holding up the line in the store while trying to bargain down the price of a certain item in order to avoid paying high price for such item, and lastly, just being a plain dick to the cashier or to other retail workers all while asking to speak to the manager.
Don't be a dick to the cashier while at the Target or you'll be charged an asshole tax!!
by Neveracoltsfan317 December 1, 2021
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Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.
I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...
by Pokchop March 5, 2022
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Asshole Scraper

The occupation of scraping the crust from around a persons anus
My friend Austin is the best Asshole Scraper I know!
by 大きなペニス March 25, 2022
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asshole

A person that is mean or a human body part
"Wow he's an asshole" or "Damn her asshole is puckering".
by ass hole destroyer June 14, 2022
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