When you have spontaneous, quickie sex with a family member at a family gathering and to avoid getting caught neither individual cleans up their genitals of semen and juices and lets things drip and dry on their own.
Cousin Sammy was all over my cock behind the barn so she hiked her skirt and with a couple of pumps I nutted her fill. Uncle Carl was coming round the back so we had to do the Alabama Drip Dry. Sammy whisper in my ear at dinner she was oozing in her panty gusset.
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The state has two main football teams that matter to nobody outside of the state. These are not real football teams, they are college ones. NFL teams are generally reserved for states with actual cities. Ironically, many Auburn/Alabama fans did not graduate high school, and view college students as "queers".
The native dress is Overalls (no shirt) for men, and oversized faded Looney Tunes t-shirts and purple sweatpants for women. The native cuisine is Skoal and Makers Mark.
They typically love to talk about "Southern Hospitality", and it is generally true... unless you are gay or not Baptist. In this case, you're better off going to more hospitable places like Beirut or Haiti.
Politically, the state is very conservative. It went for McCain/Palin in 2008, because Jesus was not on the ballot that year. They approved a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage and civil unions in 2006 with 81 percent of the population voting to preserve "traditional marriage" in the state. Traditional marriage in Alabama is defined as a union between one man and his sister/pretty female cousin.
The fertility rate in Alabama is one of the highest in the third world. Most common names for children are Cooter, Cletus, and Skeeter for boys. For girls the most common names are Jolene, Angel, and Starla.
The state has two main football teams that matter to nobody outside of the state. These are not real football teams, they are college ones. NFL teams are generally reserved for states with actual cities. Ironically, many Auburn/Alabama fans did not graduate high school, and view college students as "queers".
The native dress is Overalls (no shirt) for men, and oversized faded Looney Tunes t-shirts and purple sweatpants for women. The native cuisine is Skoal and Makers Mark.
They typically love to talk about "Southern Hospitality", and it is generally true... unless you are gay or not Baptist. In this case, you're better off going to more hospitable places like Beirut or Haiti.
Politically, the state is very conservative. It went for McCain/Palin in 2008, because Jesus was not on the ballot that year. They approved a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage and civil unions in 2006 with 81 percent of the population voting to preserve "traditional marriage" in the state. Traditional marriage in Alabama is defined as a union between one man and his sister/pretty female cousin.
The fertility rate in Alabama is one of the highest in the third world. Most common names for children are Cooter, Cletus, and Skeeter for boys. For girls the most common names are Jolene, Angel, and Starla.
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More National Championships than any other College football team (13 time champions) also had the greatest coach of all times Paul'Bear'Bryant
Hey Nigger, who is the most Dominant team in SEC History! Sir,That would be Alabama Crimson Tide, Master!
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I was unable to properly enjoy that Alabama Hot Chocolate, this Alabama Latte is definitely more my taste.
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Person 2: stop we’re cousins
Person 1: but we live in Alabama
Person 2: oh ok
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Person 1: but we live in Alabama
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