Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran is a brand of cereal that tastes like stinky rat guts. It’s so overpriced considering it tastes like absolute dirt. It has printed pictures of a creepy man with orange hair on each cereal piece.

Kid: Mom can I get the new Ed Sheeran cereal?? they say it’s really good!
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT

by egf.koi September 4, 2021

pull an ed

(A) To cop a feel

(B) Unsolicited touching

Hey girl don't sit next to that guy, he'll try to pull an ed on you

by D. Scotty July 8, 2017

Eds

Enjoys spending quality time with his fam, friends and his a likeable personality

Eds is such a dynamic person

by Professor_Resilience December 26, 2021

Ed

Ed is dumb inmature and rude nobody like him

Ed is a person

by Joemama14205 April 24, 2020

ED

such a loser, the type of bloke to play golf and abandon his friends due to him playing golf that one-time type of bloke to shaves his head nonstop usually shy

Ed: nah can't come playing golf with the fellas

Me: oh

by wordbrother August 21, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

ed sheeran

a hot mf with red hair, who also happens to be a celebrity. also a sussy little emo baka...

non ranga (to ranga): are you ed Sheeran?
ranga: yes

by ur..mom August 30, 2021