You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024

Flag

Get the You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semenmug.

Let’s talk about it later

The phrase you say when you really don’t want to talk about something, and you never actually talk about it later. You just use it as an excuse.

Dad: Hey, what is this I saw on your search history!?
Aaron: Uhhh- I’m busy studying let’s talk about it later

by skiccan July 14, 2019

Flag

Get the Let’s talk about it latermug.

Tell me about

An strong expression used to ironically jeopardize the credibility of one's claim (actually one's yap). Often following a statement that shows where the inconsistency of the claim figures.

"Person" A: I kid you not! I'm israeli and this land belongs to us, we came from it 3000 years ago!!

Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it

by kildyerustheannihalator471 April 12, 2025

Flag

Get the Tell me aboutmug.

I'll think about it

A polite way for parents to tell their child "No" to something.
Oftentimes this gives the kid false hope that the parent has a chance of saying "yes".

Kid (Who is 10): Can I have GTA5?
Parent: I'll think about it.
Kid: Okay, hopefully you're gonna be fine with it!

by Grabacr March 29, 2025

Flag

Get the I'll think about itmug.

As a Cajun I don’t care about you people

I wouldn’t care if you people died the next day. I really don’t give a crap about you people.

As a Cajun I don’t care about you people. You people constantly prove to me that you are not worth fighting for or saving. I wish all of you would just drop dead like a bunch of wasps sprayed by wasp spray.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 18, 2020

Flag