fake ball

Pretending to "ball hard"

Pretending to be rich when in reality you are not.

John just fake balls, he makes minimum wage at McDonald's

by Fakeballsohard November 26, 2016

Fake Bestie

Is someone that is mean to you. Acts like the own everything, thinks is on top of you. Someone that does not care about you. Someone that pretends that your not real. There is many more but you can go to some other comment.

Target:Want to play
Fake bestie: Ya but lets do it every far away from each other.

Target will go for it
(The target would be mostly someone with no friends or/and not popular)

by December 08, 2021

Fake Memories

When somebody tries to tell you a story or memory from the past but they change what happened, usually to favor them.

Nima: Rememebr when i beat you in smash?

Mikey: No I beat you and Navid
Navid: You got Fake Memories Mikey

by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

Fake Blasted

When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)

John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.

by Smartee Pants July 08, 2021

Fake Friends

You know, your 'friend' who will continue to ruin your self confidence but tell you its ok because they're just being truthful.

You: Does this dress look good on me?
Fake friends: It would look better on me because im not as fat as you but sure...

by Youknowwhatmaybeiamdeppressed August 08, 2020

Fake Friend

A Person That Uses You For Their Own Benefits, And Only Cares About Them Selfs.
(A Person That You Don’t Need In Your Life.)

Andre is such a Fake Friend I was getting jumped and he ran away!

by ILoveFyeHead February 01, 2020

Fake Friend

A person who says they’re your friend, but doesn’t do the actual friend part.

Timmy is a fake friend. (He makes you feel like a sack of shit by not talking to you.)

by calebleo3 December 27, 2019