Skeet dreams

The act of ejaculating on a passed out drunk girl

"I took this chick home from the bar but before i could get it in she was passed out drunk . So i kissed her forehead and told her ""skeet dreams!" and proceded to nut on her hair.

by tla1982 October 25, 2011

Skeet Sheet

A sheet of paper with a picture of a woman's face on it (preferably mouth open tongue out) used to practice skeet shooting

This picture of my favorite celebritie is going to make the best Skeet Sheet

by Buckarooman710 January 12, 2017

Skeet 'em

The term "Skeet 'em" is a synonym for saying "Fuck 'em". Skeet in this context, represents the offensive way of saying fuck.

Laura: Jenny's friends are really snitchy, they always talk behind someone's back.
Jess: Skeet 'em!

by joniseesghosts June 13, 2019

Skeet

The act of doing something or going somewhere

“Skeet skeet bouta beat my meat”
“Ima skeet out of here”

by Terry kush July 15, 2019

skeet flea

Another colorful way to describe a Cotch Goblin, I mean kid, who’s acting like a degen.

If Randy can’t get a handle on his Skeet Flea I’m gonna step in.

by WeeFinnegan July 3, 2021

Skeet

A word used in place of vulgar language.

Where the skeet have you been?

What the skeet?

The skeetin' girl wouldnt hury up.

by Krissy O'Heron April 9, 2006

Skeet

Small, shorted, as in a bag of weed or a joint.

That quarter bag that Joe got was really skeet - he must have gotten shorted at least a couple of grams!

by JabbaDHutt August 23, 2019