Among us girlfriend

When you get an among us girlfriend.
1: Go to the bottom of all among us servers.
2: Join it.
3: Get their snapchat and avoid getting banned.
4:Meet in real life.
Hey bro, I got an among us girlfriend.
bro shut up get out of here so cringy
by someone else thats not u fan October 10, 2021
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Clingy Ex-Girlfriend

An insufferable bitch who won't leave her ex, who lives on the other side of the world, that she broke up with. Alone because she has no friends or family and, maybe, just maybe, the reason she has no friends is because all she ever fucking does is cry, complain about how lonely she is and say she's gonna kill herself is the reason no one wants to fucking talk to her. She takes advantage of her ex's kindness, and won't respect the fact that he's in a new, happier, and healthier relationship. it's like the only thoughts that are ever on her mind are "oh poor me, my life is so hard, wah wah wah". Grow tf up, if you're gonnna kill yourself at least have a good reason for it. Stop your self pity and look in the fucking mirror and then maybe you'll see the problem with your life
"My boyfriend's ex won't leave him alone"
"Sounds like she's a clingy ex-girlfriend"
by Paewj2 November 18, 2022
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When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.
What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.
by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021
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On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend
Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!
by Majmun November 07, 2022
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Skylar
The best girlfriend in the world is Skylar.
by BitchMadeMan March 02, 2023
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Girlfriend month

Every December your boyfriend/girlfriend has to give you as many hugs a kisses as you want
by Lawjess207 October 03, 2020
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Girlfriend Month

Every December your girlfriend or boyfriend has to give you kisses and cuddles as many times you ask
Every girlfriend month you need to give me cuddles
by Lawjess207 October 03, 2020
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