You're fucked

You're broken - you have something wrong with your head/ thought process.

Your behavior is out of line.

You're an idiot.

You've done something wrong.

person 1: says something/ acts out of line.
Person 2: "You're fucked. What the hell is wrong with you?"

Person 1: *Has a tantrum*
Person 2: "You're fucked.."

by Australian Slang Dictionary December 16, 2021

If you're able bodied you can work

So I'm stealing your property so you have to

Hym "And if you have a billion dollars you can pay for the copyright you're stealing to make the AI."

A retard "If you're able bodied you can work."

Hym "That's not a profound revelation and I only work so I can pay my bills. Not because if have to do what you tell me to do. You're a glorified tie-breaker trying to convince everyone into enslaving a genius and they are perfectly willing to go along with it because there is literally no possibility that it will happen to them or their kids. Because they are retarded and their kids are going to be retarded."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.

Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"

by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025

you're a fish

Tim and Tory said it

If someone tells you that you're a fish, you knew Tim and Tory said it

by WebTV November 1, 2020

yep, you're banned

Sarcastic reply to a fat joke that was not intended to be rude, and was found funny by the recipient of said joke. The phrase is a reference to the steamer caseoh_ eho gets angry abandoned who makes a fat joke in his chat.

"Bro looks like a 1x1 Lego brick"
"Yep, you're banned haha"

by Agent_Z February 28, 2024

You're so Portuguese

Markiplier when finds a cat that's Portuguese

Cat: Meow
Markiplier: Aw you're so Portuguese

by Cyberspaxz November 17, 2023

You're Eating People

Going by a restaurant "THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE." Usually one that is nice and has outdoor seating so that people are left confused and horrified at the food.

"ITS PEOPLE. YOU'RE EATING PEOPLE"

by absndbj November 3, 2023