DAF syndrome

A disease which classifies someone being Dumb As Fuck

Person 1: hey what part of texas is texas in?
Person 2: yo seriously have you been checked for the DAF syndrome?
Person 1: are you calling me dumb as fuck?????

by thegoldengraham April 5, 2011

HEF Syndrome

The word; Head-egg-frying Syndrome, means somebody becoming so entirely pissed and annoyed that (in theory) you could toss an egg on top of their head and it would fry in a minute flat.

"I can't believe you did Jane man, we really had something dude, your such a dumbfuck!"
"Woah, cool your shit boy, I swear you've got some serious HEF Syndrome"

by Anyansit69 October 14, 2011

Heldering Syndrome

The Heldering Syndrome is a term used to describe psychological phenomenon wherein a good idea for a new word on urbandictionary.com is taken hostage by others and the once positive feelings from acceptance into urbandictionary.com are turned into dismay, shame, shock and the need to apologize for ever thinking that defining the word was funny.

The following are viewed as the conditions for Heldering syndrome to occur.

* When seeing defined word on twitter makes you cringe

* When seeing or hearing reference to the defined word, or a word that is similar to the defined word immediately feeling as if you must issue a mass apology.

S: Did you see all of the heldering going on? What the heldering?

T: (sound of head hitting desk)

S: I knew it. Eventually she'd get Heldering Syndrome. Uh, can somebody send held- i mean help?

by TC_1 September 8, 2010

Shawshank Syndrome

When you're about to go somewhere but then you stop to watch a movie on cable, even though you have that movie on DVD and can watch it anytime you want.

1st guy: Hey dude, let's go out to a club tonight

2nd guy: Ah, i wish i could but Spiderman 2 is on tonight and i want to watch it.

1st guy: Don't you have that movie on DVD though?

2nd guy: Yeah, but it's on tonight. I wanna watch it.

1st guy: Bro, You've got Shawshank Syndrome!!! oh and Spiderman Sucks

by Eddykid September 20, 2009

Lima Syndrome

GLaDOS

There are some complexes with the relationship between GLaDOS and Chell, including the Lima Syndrome. "You want your freedom? Take it. (That's what I'm counting on.)"

by cinf December 13, 2019

Shepherd's Syndrome

A rare yet deleterious medical condition in which the sufferer is under severe stress due to trying to fit in with the flock (become popular) and as a result is unable to get one's sheep to the top of the mountain. Common in males ages 20-30.

Ron was so stressed trying to fit in with the lads that when he eventually got a girl home he got Shepherd's Syndrome and had to sleep alone.

by Rorysmith July 28, 2012

Clown Syndrome

Noun

Someone who suffers the disorder of Clown Syndrome always tries to be funny either by telling jokes or acting stupid. Some of these attempts succeed whilst the majority fails and creates an awkward atmosphere. One suffering from said disorder also thinks everything is funny and laughs at anything.

"Kid thinks he's funny, he's got clown syndrome or some shit bro"

by clownage September 1, 2009