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shmized the Wang

1) When, at a desk, a male becomes aroused to the point where the bulge is prominent and is suddenly forced to stand, an unavoidable and painful collision occurs between said package and the lip of the desk.

2) Screwing up to an embarrassing degree.
"I was so focused on the Lt's boobies, I didn't hear the Colonel was coming until they called the room for the bastard. I shmized the wang somethin awful on that one."
by Funt Stephens October 26, 2017
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Wang Cyance

During a session of masturbation, the eerie feeling that your dead relatives are mysteriously watching you.
While masturbating, I had a wang cyance.
by MuffCabbage October 18, 2012
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Mateo Wang

Weird dude that everyone at UCSB somehow knows. Resides in FT. Also known as mSUS.
Girl (pickup line): How do you know Mateo Wang?
Dude: He chewed our professor in physics.
by Lu-frog October 21, 2021
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Alex Wang

that child had an alex wang
by nignightmonkey January 5, 2024
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WANG CHANG

What you scream when you throw shovels at people. Usually exclaimed
"WANG CHANG"
CRAP you hit me with a shovel!!!
by ahhesfine July 1, 2011
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Jimmy Wang chuck Yu

He is so gay and loves chopping head, they always look at each other full with love, the best couple in the world
OOOOOH! Jimmy Wang chuck Yu and Chopping is kissing!!
by Leung Wan Lo 9 June 21, 2020
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wanging the chung

Means to have sex or hook up. In reference to the 1980's band wang chung and their song. "everybody have fun tonight".
Janet and James are in the bedroom right now, I'm sure they're wanging the chung , they may be a while
by Becca Licious January 16, 2011
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