Oprah Winfreyism

Most frequently seen on the Oprah Winfrey Show: quaint yet vapid and insipid New-Agey platitudes about life specifically designed to make you feel good about yourself so you 1) don't have to change anything and 2) don't have to ask yourself difficult questions that might make you think. They often assume the Bible is the answer to all life's problems. Replete with words like "inner self," "sharing," "healing," "New Earth healer," "Deepak Chopra," Doctor Phil" etc.

OprahBot 1.0: Did you see the latest episode of Oprah? She told me that I need to be a guru to my child and that the Bible holds all the answers!

Me: come on...those are just Oprah Winfreyisms and you know it...you're better than that.

OprahBot 1.0: HERETIC! GET HIM, FELLOW DISENFRANCHISED AND BORED HOUSEWIVES! punchpunchpunchkickkickstabstab

by traumaturgist July 31, 2011

Grizzly Wintergreen

Grizzly wintergreen, also known as the welfare bear, a delicious low budget dip that has an excellent buzz. Grizzly chewing tabacco contains a "full lid" unlike Copenhagen chewing tabacco products. For the prince you pay, nothing comes close!

Guy 1- Hey, whatcha dippin'?

Guy 2- Skoal shitrus!

Guy1- Dont dip that garbage, if you ain't spittin' black get your panties out ya crack! Grab some grizzly wintergreen and throw in a hog leg!

by Throwinahogleg January 5, 2014

Windows 95

32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a

16 bit patch to an

8 bit operating system originally coded for a

4 bit microprocessor, written by a

2 bit company, that can't stand

1 bit of competition.

A new navy unmanned boat has sunk due to an error with its Windows 95 operating system.

by Severin Victor May 4, 2004

in the wind

On the run; hiding from the law

Once he heard popo had a warrant on him, he was in the wind.

by katchoo June 28, 2006

Winter Beater

An older piece of shit vehicle that you use to get through the winter while your nicer vehicle is in storage protected from the elements of snow and salt

Or

A girl that you date during the cold winter months, giving you something to fuck while everyone else is staying in, but you drop come summer when all the partying starts back up again.

As summer came to an end and the weather began to get cold Jeff began looking for a winter beater to get him through the up coming months

by J-Mo October 14, 2004

Winter Haven

1) The place where the elderly go to die....but only after they drive slowly in the left lane in their obnoxiously large, white, American cars.

2) A city in Florida with an ass ton of inconveniently placed lakes.

3) Downtown Orlampa.

4) Snowbird central.

Person 1: Dammit! Why is this person in a Grand Marquis driving in the left lane 20 mph under the speed limit parallel to this guy in the Crown Victoria?!?!

Person 2: Because they're old, senile, and about to die. But I guess you'd drive slowly too if you couldn't see over the steering wheel...


Person 1: Wait...why the hell does Winter Haven have more lakes than Lakeland?

Person 2: Good question...


Person 1: Should we go to Warped Tour in Orlando or Tampa?

Person 2: Both!! Hells yeah for living in Orlampa!


Person 1: Why is everything so crowded all of a sudden??

Person 2: The snowbirds have migrated... They need to GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by bubblemuffin August 1, 2008

Wind Lake, WI

Wind Lake is a tiny town, in where if you were to sneeze while driving you would pass it up. There is more bars and churches than places to eat, and zero grocery stores. There is always good fishing. 'Pistol Pete' is one of the cops in Wind Lake, and he is the best one. Wind Lake is unincorporated, and is home of the one and only Chupsters.

Do you want to go fishing on Wind Lake or Waubeesee Lake. Wind Lake, WI

by jesse and rick May 8, 2010