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Slippery unicorn

When a man puts a melted ice cream cone on his head and penetrates her with it woman's vaginal chamber while screaming, "I am an invincible unicorn!!!"
Jack pulled a slippery unicorn and everyone looked at him with absolute disgust
by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024
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terrorist unicorn

The act of giving someone a rim job while holding their penis above your head as if you were a unicorn, and while doing said rim job screaming like you are gonna detonate a bomb; i.e. la-la-la-la-la-la
Friend: "How was your date last night?"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"
by WandObi March 1, 2018
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Unicorn Developer

What is a unicorn developer? A so-called “unicorn developer” is typically a highly experienced specialist with a rare or broad skill set. Yet, the term often causes confusion. Some argue that full-stack engineers are unicorns too.
Dude, the unicorn developer in your team farted out the most elegant code ever. Made my work stuff look like dog shit.
by Alerticus Manystein July 20, 2022
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unicorned

Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.
Look at that guy, he's absolutely unicorned right now!
by OhGee October 17, 2012
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Unicorn snot

When your mans put glitter on his tongue and gives you a rimjob. Think finger painting but with your toungue. Then that bish eats your ass like Christmas dinner until you wiggle your asshairs against his nose, making him sneeze the glitter right back into the poopchute.
Im getting my life together, so I got some unicorn snot :)))
by Jotasof September 19, 2017
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unicorn urine

A concoction consisting of Country Time pink lemonade, vodka and lite beer.
Drinking unicorn urine will cause brain damage.
by TwentyCommittee July 11, 2014
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Car Unicorn

That one car that you wish you could get back; the one that has given you the most trouble but you love it anyway
My 1999 honda accord 4 door was my car unicorn because even though she gave me rough times she was still the best car i know.
by Honda-Man May 3, 2021
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