Shit tubes

You know what they are and you disgust me for searching

My uncles a sick fuck, one day I found his search history and it was nothing but shit tubes and incest porn, worst tenth birthday ever

by Mikey Francois February 12, 2019

tubesday

per a friends upstairs neighbor. it is the "middle part of a lady" by that it is believed she means vagina

A: yo dawg im gonna hit dat biznitch's tubesday like a mo fo

B: make sure you wear a jimmy cap before you get all up in dat tubesday

by tubesday January 1, 2009

Tubefucker

Tubefucker is an individual to be met in almost every discussion on Youtube. It usually seems to be a poor, impotent,completely illiterate, dick-sucking patriosexual (of any nationality) without even the slightest trace of life and should be treated as such. Because of the facts mentioned, he/she loves to waste months and months sitting in front of his/her computer, typing moronic comments about other peoples' countries, their foreign policies, religion, general beliefs, colour of skin or anything at all. These inferior creatures seem to be heavily turned on by anything, that's not explicitly licking ass of their own country, race, belief, religion, sexual orientation et cetera, et cetera, ad infinitum. In coping with such individuals, pay extreme caution, for tubefuckers appear to be the vast majority of Youtube users, because their comments are usually heavily thumb-upped or thumb-downed (in order of hundreds of votes). Another reason for being cautious when running into a tubefucker is their nature itself. Inferiority complex in these persons is extremely strong, so almost anything you can possibly say out loud will enrage them to the highest degree.
It should be noted, that just one tubefucker in discussion is capable of forcing author of the clip in question to disabling of comments.

Tubefucker: "yoo.... Go China..... shit up that US ass..... for god sake US must be eliminated.... US govenrment love peace??? eat my ass..... create more hi tech weapons and make US fear more China.... "

by Philip J. Fry June 15, 2008

tuberculousis freak show

When someone with TB fucks a leper and they have children who could be admitted to a freak show.

"Sally had a tuberculousis freak show!"

by RYANS FAT ASS by SA February 13, 2009

the tubes

Another way of referring to video sharing site YouTube.

When I was browsing the tubes last night I found a hillarous video of a fat woman being stabbed in the eye with a fork.

by ArgonEnigma September 4, 2011

tubelating

to give someone instructions when a loud noise is in the background, causing the listener to either mishear or no hear at all what the other person was saying, then to walk away as if totally understanding the instructions

''tubelating is embarrassing''

by beastandbitch:) April 8, 2009

tubeaholic

Someone who has to always be on youtube when they are on the computer. That person has more than 500 favorites on their youtube account.

Neal-" Chris you are a tubeaholic."
Chris-" Dude i know i can not help my self."

by bloonsmaster August 16, 2009