Turkey Timer has popped

To be past one's prime; no longer desirable or relevant, AND be oblivious to the fact.

Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".

"Did you hear Chevy Chase is getting a new show this fall?"

"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."

by AP in DC May 15, 2008

turkey neck tug

when one sticks his penis in the fat region of another males neck until he ejaculates on his neck

"Dude, my dick is so raw after frank gave me the good ol turkey neck tug"

by Ross IhavepooEdick May 27, 2009

turkey assassin

a name acquired by killing many wild turkeys with your bare hands

dude tim the turkey assassin totally punched that turkey dead.

by turkey master ninja November 6, 2009

Turkeypalooza

The day before Thanksgiving. Term coined in 2010 by the band Along Those Lines. An annual live show of the same name accompanies the day at Jammin Java in Vienna, VA.

I'm going to hear some great music on Turkeypalooza.

by C-Mos Def November 28, 2010

TURKEY JACKED

THE ART OF STEALING SOMEONES TURKEY EARLY THANKSGING MORNING BEFORE THEY ARE AWAKE WILE LEAVING A NOTE TO HAVE THANKS GIVING ELSEWERE.

I WOKE UP TO START COOKING THE TURKEY ONLY TO FIND A NOTE IN THE FREZZER THAT SAYES GO TO AUNT BETTYS FOR THANKS GIVING .I WAS TURKEY JACKED.

by STEVENHDM November 24, 2011

Nigerian Turkey Lover

Reference for someone who is annoying or 'a real piece of work.'

Your friend steals your pen when you are writing an in depth letter and you say, 'quite being such a nigerian turkey lover.'

by Joseph S. Kringkot August 4, 2010

Side Turkey

A male mistress; the male version of a mistress;
A male lover of a women already married or in a serious relationship.

"He's my side turkey" or "Id love to be your side turkey"

by Maurbles October 16, 2010