Tree semen

noun, tree sap or insect honeydew, secreted by insect colonies living in branches. Commonly found on cars parked under a large trees. The liquid is sticky and difficult to remove, residuals are white in colour and can damage paint work when dried. Removal becomes increasingly difficult as the tree semen dries up.

Shit man, that tree tried to inseminate my Bimmer last night, I got effing tree semen all over the bonnet, windscreen and doors.

by Chrisanthynum July 27, 2010

fun tree

when a man hold the women by her pussy while licking it n fingering her than another women gives him a blow job

i broke my back doing a fun tree

by Home March 22, 2008

Faggot Tree

Is a large family tree mostly made up of faggots or those that display faggot like behavior.

"Jims family tree is such a Faggot Tree ,the farther up you go the more faggots you will see." Said Dave

"Really?" Tom asked.
"Yeah man,his family is so filthy rich from investing into and mining the material called Faggitite,"Dave said,"because as you know only faggots can touch that Faggitite.

by Faggottron9000 November 16, 2016

go stand under a tree

commonly used when its raining and someones getting on your nerves you tell them go stand under a tree

BOB-(being annoying)

CHRIS-hey dude why dont you just go stand under a tree

by YOU DONT KNOW ME:) March 26, 2010

tree trunk

fat ass blunt

Damn can i even fit that tree trunk in my mouth?

by Mattitude and mikeaholic May 3, 2003

jamaican palm tree slam

female jumps off a palm tree onto the penis of a man

can u perform a jamaican palm tree slam on me please?

by Mr. Mercy August 6, 2011

Teeg

An inexperienced gamer (Preferably a young kid) who has nothing to do except talk shit on the mic all day in Video games.

Or... basically a noob.

Plural version of the word would be... "Teegz"

"Man! Omar is such a Teeg!"
-"I know man, all he does is talk on that stupid mic!"

by Anquan123 April 18, 2011