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tool equals trey wilder(t=tw).
One who is obsessed with 69.
What a tool(trey).
by Teddy Padussis April 3, 2010
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Jawls tool

A tool used to jawls with. Depending on your profession, this could mean a giant lensed camera, or an Iphone. Used to zoom in and act like a noob and "OMG" over something and knob the other person off. Basically a tool a tool uses to suck dick with.
DUDE! NOS CHICKS! GET OUT THE JAWLS TOOL. ZOOOOOOOOM. TITTTIES.

Man, your jawls tool has such a big depth. I can see her nipples.
by JAWLSERFANBOIIIIIIIII2 July 25, 2011
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Galactic Tools

Used to define a mentally unstable human, usually addicted to gay porn
"Hey, see that faggot over there?"
"Yeah, he must be a part of the Galactic Tools server."
by Bobob amogus July 13, 2021
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Tool

how did anyone like that guy in the first place? he's such a fucking tool.
by al0newith20bucks August 9, 2020
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Tool Shed

A group of five or more people acting or dressed like tools in public, especially occupying the same booth at a restaurant.

Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"
Stay away from Hollister, that place is a total Tool Shed.

God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.
by Tonaho April 28, 2011
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Tool

>Tends to "one up" another by regurtitating the same story you told but extends the content.

>Claims on many cliques, ie "I am a hardcore grunge hippie".

>Never contradicts what you say. Instead they constantly turn your argument into a personal story in order to please you.

>Perfers quanity over quality.

>Usefull not by there abilities, but by there benifits.

>Kills inside jokes, by quoting and/or referencing them terribly.

>Is a compulsive liar.

>When dating someone they embrace the fact to an annoying extent.

>Claims they lost there virginity an a young age to an older person.

>Has a collection of enemies

>Number one goal is to be noticed by as many people as possible

>Thinks Dane Cook is a funny comedian.

>Stupid hair cuts are usually a part of this

>Have some kind of weird ass physical abnormality (IE fucked up teeth, giant arms, etc)

>Have an annoying catch phrase

>Suck at telling jokes

>Think that, even if they are one in like 6 billion, they are the only one to have achieved certain trivial things

>There goal in life is to please as many people as possible

>Rejects of socialites.

>Think being a "Depressed bipolar drug addict" is cool

>Mosh at shows ( nothing is more fun than commiting self injury to a band called "As I lay dying" as well hitting the peacefull people who want to enjoy the music)

>The greatest movies, jokes, music and ideas have been killed by them.

>You cant build a house without tools.
Human: I just bought an 8th of some decent weed for 55 dollars!

Tool: Dude! One time me and my friend found an 8th of PURPLE HAZE in my ex girlfriend's garage! It was free so we smoked it all! I was so high that me and her convinced her friend to do a threesome...I tapped it too!
**Swoops poorly colored bangs over forehead***

Human: That's cool...
**looks uninterested**

Tool: Yeah... I lost the tape tho man!
by slamjunk February 17, 2010
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