Pro tip major

Pro tips are given out of fear. Fearing the worst possible case scenario and trying to place your fears to control others and make them believe what you believe and act accordingly.

Pro tip major la weez do not forget your luggage rushing on an airplane on an important business call or trying to make it home for your kids for Christmas. Security will think you are leaving a bomb and will take you out with no hesitation.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 31, 2022

Penis Tip Foreskin

Foreskin, also known as PENIS TIP FORESKIN. Is a rare delicacy, and me personally, I love to eat it.
AND SO SHOULD YOU

Jamal: Wasup homie, I found a new type of food.
Ricky: What, is it chicken with toenail clippings on it.
Jamal: No
Ricky: Then what is it?
Jamal: Penis Tip Foreskin….
Ricky: WHAT IN THE ANAL BEAD FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Jamal: Make me a sandwich. YOU UGLY ASS BITCH

by ButtholeSackSniffer February 10, 2023

Colorado Q-tip

the colorado Q-tip is a sexual move perfected by the rugged miners of Denver, Colorado. to execute this maneuver, one must first get into a position similar to 69. Then, the male proceeds to insert his fist into the females butt hole, pumping forcefully. Then you must accomplish the tricky task of peeing in the girl's ear.

Example One
“Yo Jake, I got my girl spunk drunk last night!” –B Money
“The Bitch put out?” –Jake
“YEEEEAH BOYEE! I gave her the Colorado Q-Tip!”

Example Two
"Shoot girl, it sure was weird when B-Money pissed in my ear last night!'
"you mean youve never had a Colorado Q-Tip before?"

by ear pissin bitch humpin joe January 5, 2009

Poison Tipped Dart

When you are fucking a girl in the ass, and right when you are about to come, you stick an ecstasy pill to the tip of your dick and shove it back in her ass.

This girl said she wanted to try E up her ass, so I gave her the ol' poison tipped dart.

by theknowmad September 6, 2009

typical pickle tip

a circumcised penis

Amanda was not at all surprised when she saw Bob's penis, it was a typical pickle tip.

by jonnyfive55555 May 18, 2011

tip aint gay

tip of the penis is not homosexual. however; the shaft is homosexual.

Billy and I were running, naked. Billy falls in front of me, and I fall on him. The tip of my penis inserted into Billy's rectum. This act was not homosexual, due to no shaft penatration.

TIP AINT GAY

by Chode Fend October 8, 2007

Nipper Tipping

Canadian's reluctance to tipping, as in giving money for service... or taking the tip from the table when no one else is looking when leaving.

After his visiting host placed a generous tip for the six course meal on the table and headed towards the door, one of the Ontario locals lagged behind the group, nipper tipping the money before the waiter was able to come by to collect it.

by TheStewie August 17, 2008