cut keys

To move in and live together with someone.

"Hey Marion already asked me to cut keys with her but it only been 2 weeks."

"Man she tripping..."

by Am Twan December 14, 2022

Kei Swagstar

Super fucking horny but is also a badass bitch. Really hot, often confused with Eleven from stranger things. A little stupid but also eepy and illy so its okay. Best friends with Matthew Andres, and also collects slurs as if they are Pokémon

Guys is that Kei Swagstar?
Yes, you can tell because of how eepy they are

by happymealenthusiast December 17, 2022

key

The name key represents the finest person on earth

Key so fine

by key_1kk November 20, 2023

Key

Stay … I wanted to do…
But my eyes…my heart…
Had to go…
Understand I don’t…
Numbers don’t lie…
I wish I knew why…
My love for you will always be…
Pray … I will that someday you will see…
Until that day…
I promise you will have no bother me…

Return I will the key…
The numbers are now free…
Silly as it may seem…
I will always believe…

by U loving me; only in my dreams November 20, 2023

Key

Key is the sweetest most handsome boy you’ll ever meet he always puts others before himself no matter how he’s feeling he’s very respectful and an overall beautiful person anyone would be lucky to have key in their life he’s someone you’d never wanna lose.

Q: Hey have you talked to that boy over there?
D: Yeah! His name is key he’s really nice you should go talk to him!!

by Yourlocalweeniesucker November 21, 2023

Mid-Key

A statement that coveys something exactly as is in a reasonable manner.

Friend: "Do I look fat in this sweatshirt?"

You: "Mid-key, you don't look that fat, but I guess you could lose a couple of pounds if that's what you want to do."

by Voltron 567 December 9, 2023

portal key

An atypical blotter of really good LSD (taken in sublingual fashion); pristine and delicate yet iridescently powerful is it's gravity to take on the machinations of the mind and surroundings ad infinitum and channel it into a force to be reckoned with by which opening up a portal to the forbidden garden to those that would partake in it's fruits of sunshine, wisdom, eternity and also lastly it being a most comforting sanctuary of insanity safe from the world for those that would like to take a vacation from eternal struggle and thus temporarily and essentially rid the user in life that takes such a key of the "brand of sacrifice" much like the protagonist character Guts in the anime and or manga series' Berserk, etc. whom bears it. There's usually a forecast for an electric blizzard of bubbles no less upon taking a portal key in the right setting; as per usual with such with a setting dependent key to other worlds much like the comforting magical insanity of the video game series Kingdom Hearts with the keyblade and hearts and whatever Kingdom hearts actually is. WTF is Kingdom Hearts anyway?! Anyways; portal keys.

Side effects: seeing colors and or visual disturbances that are dose and or setting dependent, experiencing real sunshine inside oneself, obtaining forbidden wisdom, experiencing eternity and or an absence of time present as a concept, feeling a logical and or an unknown feeling yet comforting insanity dependent on the experience of the portal key wielder, etc.

James: Hey Randy! We hold the power of Gods! Randy: I know man; these portal keys opened a portal to Nosgoth for us lil' vampires once more. Muahaha.

by Arcana_Cat December 13, 2023