Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012

Bat

A nickname for a bottle of Bacardi, relating to the picture of a bat, the animal, on Bacardi’s logo.

“Hey, come sip some of this bat with me.”

by Rad Raddish December 9, 2018

BAT

A slang term used down south, especially in Shreveport Louisiana, which means as hitting someone with force..

Jason, u gon make me bat u in yo face..

Joe just batted dat girl in her mouth for talking shit

by Mr Aj September 12, 2020

Nectarine Bat

Pure Rat fuck bullshit.

That is some straight up Nectarine Bat.

by Nattymama1 July 12, 2022

Bat-Licker

A term that defines people who refuse to wear a mask or take necessary precautions during the Covid-19 Pandemic. It is a derivation of the word "Rat-Licker" from the bubonic-plague period, which yields a similar meaning.

It may also be used for a more appropriate term than Anti-Maskers; Referencing the supplementing definition made by "Sheldon :)"

-- "Look at that Bat-Licker dude!"
-- "You'd think a Rat-Licker would've taught us something..."

by Xeryxoz August 20, 2020

Bat

An animal which single handily ruined a year

Fuck off Keith you’re such a bat ruining 2017

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them

Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"

by bdo17 May 6, 2024