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Brain Painting

The results of a Firearm being stuck in your mouth, and having the trigger depressed.
Steve:"Did you hear that Phil killed himself by Butt Chugging bleach?"
Johnny:"Nahh dude, he shot himself. Left a nice Brain Painting."
by Shreddie Wap January 25, 2017
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paint melters

When your farts smell so bad they melt paint.
Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!

Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!
by Gas man August 10, 2023
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Magnolia paint

You use this paint so your best friend let's your partner stay with you.
Today I painted my room with magnolia paint . So my best friend could let my boyfriend stay
by No gnomes sherlock September 15, 2023
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Wet Ass Painting

Person: why did you usenso much water for your painting?
Me: thats a wet ass painting.
by Coolestpersonintheworld7759 April 13, 2021
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Paint Sauce

When something is super rad, like an a chill way.
You bro thanks for picking up my shift, that was mega paint sauce!

Tom Hardy is paint sauce
by Dr Cash Money Esquire October 16, 2021
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Paint some cheeks

When you are hitting a thicc baddie from the back and you aren't trying to turn her into a single mom just yet. Before you bust you pull out and nut all over her butt cheeks...in essence creating a masterpiece like the mona lisa on her butt cheeks with your nut.
Damn, you see Sadie's massive dumper? My GYATTTT I can't wait to paint some cheeks tonight!!
by Cheek Worship May 4, 2024
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corp paint

Corp paint, or corppaint is a fake and excessive style of makeup, used mainly by corporations' marketing and PR agencies during commercials and expected to be worn daily by employees in general. The makeup is used mainly to make employees appear superhuman and perfect in an average and plastic sort of way, much like the products they produce.
1. "did you just see that commercial with the happy white family? I think they really overdid the corppaint- even the dog looked like he was done up in it.

2. Before Justin bieber and Niki Menaj took the stage together, they sat in the back rooms while their corppaint was applied.

3. The CEO stood on the podium in front of hundreds of his top-level staff and media people for the annual conference in the bahamas resort, the stress in his tired and old face masked by his corp paint.

4. The woman at the counter stared at me from under her corp-painted face and said: "we have a zero-refund policy, you'll have to speak to my manager about that."
by kidneyswap April 7, 2013
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