Dave Freeborn

the crustiest of the punk rockers

Dude i cant even get into the liquor store with all these dave freeborns everywhere!

by Eric Rigsby July 30, 2018

Daved

Drunk enough to try dance and fall flat on the ground like Santan Dave on his 21st birthday

Person 1: yo wtf happened yesterday?
Person 2: fuck bro I can’t even remember we was daved
Person 3: Oi fuck it I’m getting daved again tonight

by realsav223 June 7, 2019

getting daved

planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.

I didn't plan on getting daved by Dave Polak last night.

by Scott Nedved June 7, 2018

Daves' Hawg

The fleshy pile driver bigger than a sperm whale.

I'd sure hate to have Daves' Hawg stuck up my backside. Crikey!

by quoth the Rabbit, neverho. April 11, 2011

dave

a dave. could be anyone or anything depending on the given context.

zach: dude i just took a big dave

cole: on baby?
zach: quite far the biggest dave

by davwav August 23, 2022

Dave

Nah fuck that, mate. Don't do it.

Them: Hey do you want to go line dancing tonight?
Me: Dave.

by OfficialistDaveNoCap April 28, 2022

Dave

Dave is sexy, smart, tall guy with some amazing surfing skills. He can run fast and has decent tan on his body.

Girls always falls in love with Dave and Dave take good care of his fans.

by I’m sexy and I know it December 23, 2021