crack problem

A condition in which a person's (usually a man's) butt crack is partially exposed when he leans or bends over and his shirt rides up and/or his pants ride down.

That husky plumber has a real crack problem when he works under the sink.

by ursophile60 April 17, 2008

cracking ham

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.

I was up all night cracking ham.

by Cmb7846 February 4, 2016

Applejack Crack

A name for crack-cocaine.

I don't care what you do with your money; as long as you're not buying that applejack crack.

by Lilibeth March 4, 2005

crack contact

When looking for a clear bathroom stall, making accidental eye contact through the little crack between the door and the wall with the person inside the stall you are inspecting.

I had long-lasting crack contact with Sheila yesterday. It was awkward.

by buttslapper81 September 3, 2011

Crack Cocoa

A brown substance(preferably cocoa powder), used as a substitute for crack, yet snorted in the same way. It gives the same BUZZ, but is relatively cheaper and gives a new meaning to the term "brown-nosing". Used by the upper class population of Ireland.

"i totally just did a line of crack cocoa off her"

by theduckster February 8, 2009

5 crack

to talk for a short while whilst waiting on someone, to catch up on old times or to talk while waiting for the bus.

Hello mate havent seen you for a long time. fancy 5 crack

by Simon Dodd January 11, 2008

vegan crack

Nutritional yeast 😍

I'm all out of vegan crack I need to order more from Amazon. Whole Foods just doesn't have a big enough package!

by Spacey April 12, 2017