Drunk text

A drunk text is commonly mistaken by adults as a text sent while drunk, while it truly means to send a thoughtful, loving text to a dear friend.

It became known as a "drunk text" due to the sincerity one may have while under the influence of alcohol.

Sam sends drunk texts to his friends quite often even though he is always sober.

by you better thank me for this June 1, 2010

One word text

when you are too tired to text back
or you are doing something else when you are texting

"i love staying up past midnight"
"k"
"it's so fun"
"ik"
"are you one word texting me? are you asleep?"
"ye"

by daisydoodooadallop May 10, 2015

Poop Text

Composing a text message whilst sitting on the toilet

Mr. X goes to the toilet every day at 9.38am. He then proceeds to poop text for the next fourteen and a half minutes.

by Bog Watcher February 11, 2010

RFA Text

Request For Ass Text: A booty call sent via SMS message.

I sent my ex an RFA text. He responded, "word" then came over and spent the night ...RFA complete!

by Christina Poulos August 26, 2007

premature text

When someone sents you an unfinished text message, usually a fragmented sentence, which leaves you confused.

"Im trying 2 kick it with tom later, but he sent me a premature text!"

by Tre Florez July 3, 2008

Simul-Text

A common occurence that all fast-pace text messengers experience. When in conversation with another, you will send a text before the other has a chance the reply, thus throwing the conversation off track. You will get a text answering a question while you are sending a different text. Thus, simultaneous text messaging.

Bobby: Hey are you picking up the pizza? (6:40)
Bobby: Nevermind I got it. (6:43)
Christine: I thought you had it? (6:43)
Chrisine: Ahh, simul-text

by boi-1-da July 6, 2011

Pre-text

Writing a text and saving as a draft before you go out drinking. After a few shots when you feel the need to "drunk text" it's already written, all you do is hit send. Prevents one from texting the wrong person, making themself lseem like a drunk a-hole who can't spell, and talks about random shit.

"Thank God for pre-texts, remember the last time we went out and I accidentally texted my mom asking what color her undies were."

by Sabotager December 20, 2011