Fanum Tax

'Fanum Tax' is something that regularly happens on Kai's streams anytime food is involved, and has since picked up in popularity — garnering a jaw-dropping 321 million views on TikTok as of 2023. The term 'Fanum Tax' is used anytime someone wants to 'yoink' your food.

Ay blud can I fanum tax you?

Hell no.

(takes anyway)

by speedyadventure October 19, 2023

tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.

Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.

by oudaday August 15, 2016

Mansion Tax

Used to describe how large one person can actually be. Usually said about a person who has an eating rotation.

“Zach just broke the table what a mansion tax.”

by lit.shitty March 16, 2019

gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)

Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!

by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024

Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.

That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024

Long Distance Boyfriend Tax

doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.

Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!

by stern633 July 9, 2025

Tipping on Tax

Giving to more than expected or getting more than recipient deserves.

She was so cute I didn't mind "tipping on tax " when I paid her for her cab ride home alone.

To hook up.

by Larlucks June 30, 2016