taint slap

To rub your taint on to your hand and slap a chum in the face.

Billy taint slapped eddie in the face, leaving his face sweaty and poopy.

by joey September 20, 2003

Taking the Herbie to the curb

When someone inserts the penis and testicles into the vagina during sex.

I was taking the herbie to the curb last night and your mom got pissed and kicked me out.

by LixxLaJoy December 7, 2006

takinganenglish

to move one's bowels

Don't bother me, I'm takinganenglish!

by Jayophonicjay January 20, 2009

taking it on the road

In reference to the shoddy job most road construction crews do.
A job that to the visible eye seems complete but is actually done half assed and sloppily.

To rush through a job or project in order to be done with it, cutting corners so as not to be detected by outsiders.

I don't really have time to make apple pie to bring to Thanksgiving Dinner so I'm taking it on the road and getting one from the corner bakery and I'll say it's mine.

by Pamann October 28, 2010

Taking the Tim's

When you just dead ass take a nigga's Tim's (Timberland's) preferably after he disses you.

Note; Tim's can be any type of shoe.

"Damn nigga, he just took a nigga's Tim's."
"Give me the Tim's."
"Imma be taking the Tim's."

by Xindrias June 5, 2016

Taking a Phil

Taking a Phil is when another word for going to take a shit

Phil Collins went to start Taking a Phil

by ItsBigMack July 17, 2016

Taking a Daughtry

When you poop your panties on the playground, get completely undressed, and then remove the turd and drop it for everyone to enjoy.

Did you see Kim taking a Daughtry on the playground? What is wrong with her?

by Havana Jay February 28, 2017