by T1T4Nium 5p0rK March 16, 2007
A fucking amazing internet celebrity, A self centered fuck with a mohawk thats growing constantly,Most people think he is a fag, but he fucks more bitches than you can count.
Everyone Loves him but his haters, Everyone wants to BE him. He has a really big dick.
Everyone Loves him but his haters, Everyone wants to BE him. He has a really big dick.
"Aaron Long Is Jesus Himself!"
"I wish I was Jesus himself"
"He tried to cut his hair like Jesus Himself, But it totally didnt work"
"I wish I was Jesus himself"
"He tried to cut his hair like Jesus Himself, But it totally didnt work"
by Kayla Malcolm December 07, 2007
A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Damn, that guy Jesus Christ sure is bad-ass. He somehow managed to revive himself after being nailed to a giant board. Props, yo.
by Levi Hizzle August 13, 2009
Extraterrestial currency that Jesus will give OR NOT give you when you die, considering you make it into heaven. The amount you receive is based on how good/bad of a person you were on Earth.
also known as "jesus bucks"
also known as "jesus bucks"
Jeremy: "Matt is such a stuck up, arrogant, spoiled bitch. He thinks just cause his dad is successful, it justifies him being so argumentative and getting fat all day."
Liz: "Don't worry jeremy, it doesn't matter that matt lives rich off his parents now. If he makes it into heaven that kid couldn't even afford the value menu, cause he's getting NO jesus dollars."
Jeremy: "HAHAHAHAHAH!!! jesus dollars? i'm putting that on urban dictionary!"
Liz and Jeremy: fist bump
Liz: "Don't worry jeremy, it doesn't matter that matt lives rich off his parents now. If he makes it into heaven that kid couldn't even afford the value menu, cause he's getting NO jesus dollars."
Jeremy: "HAHAHAHAHAH!!! jesus dollars? i'm putting that on urban dictionary!"
Liz and Jeremy: fist bump
by J DIBS August 24, 2011
act of sex involving one female and three males. Female lays on bed with head at foot of bed, tea bagging male number one who is standing above her. males two and three at each side of the bed receiving hand jobs from female, stretching her out like an inverted jesus
by Cantankerous Captain Aptos March 29, 2005
by JESUSNAVAS August 31, 2010
A person who is like a fish totally and utterly out of water in every way, yet, they completely and effortlessly rule wherever they are, like a King Beagle or Top Dog
The name coming from the wildly juxtaposing idea of the Catholic/Christian messiah being in the most techonologically advanced country in the world.
The name coming from the wildly juxtaposing idea of the Catholic/Christian messiah being in the most techonologically advanced country in the world.
"Man, check out Simon walking through those guys' hood, he's like Jesus in Japan!"
"I don't believe that, the quiet guy in the hat just strolled in here like he's King Beagle, threatened to Chamberlain one of those bikers, and sat down calmly, just like Jesus in Japan."
"Check that guy out, he doesn't speak a word of their language, dress the same or even care, but still, he's like Jesus in Japan."
"I don't believe that, the quiet guy in the hat just strolled in here like he's King Beagle, threatened to Chamberlain one of those bikers, and sat down calmly, just like Jesus in Japan."
"Check that guy out, he doesn't speak a word of their language, dress the same or even care, but still, he's like Jesus in Japan."
by Tuco LeBlanca April 15, 2008