Silicone Thumb

That person who always knows what's wrong with your computer as you watched too much porn/are a sucker for pop-ups. Seemingly solves any issue with ease.

hey my computers fixed now thanks to luke, he's got such a silicone thumb.

by ldf13 July 5, 2011

Joe Thumb

Its a drug you take vaginally. It involves your vagina. And Joe's thumb.

The nuns went back to the children's hospital with smiles. But behind the building in the alley, some crack ho's were taking Joe thumb.

by Dr. DickSauce August 12, 2012

Crimson Thumb

When a lord shoves his thumb up a lady's ass and it comes out bloody.

The king woke up with a crimson thumb after a night of 69ing the queen

by Colonel Lingus III November 19, 2012

Dutch Thumber

When you and your friend stick your thumbs up your own asses and then you grab a hold of each others fists and work them up and down. (Similar to a dutch rudder but with thumbs and asses instead of dicks)

Me: "Jem and I gave each other a Dutch Thumber yesterday."

X-Ray: "Is that gay?"

Vav: "Of course its not gay."

by The Thumbing Dutchman February 4, 2013

stink thumb

When you reach around to jerk yourself off and you accidentally give your asshole the thumbs up

Smell that? Thats stink thumb

by garygohome September 20, 2013

Dead Thumb

When one is so high, they're unable to use their thumb to ignite their lighter themselves.

"Dude can you light the bowl for me? I've got dead thumb."

by Mau. T October 6, 2015

lead thumb

Someone who presses the buttons entirely too hard on any game controller. Similar to someone with a lead foot in a car.

Dude, you could hit the buttons faster if you didn't have a lead thumb.

by shrimpy121 May 26, 2016