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Third Pillow

Used to describe someone with a soft body that their partner likes to hug.
"Nuzzling up to them in the morning felt like I was laying on a third pillow."
by CamelManGuy January 14, 2026
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Two Thirds Effect

Where any song is slowed down by two thirds of its length. commonly experienced by a lack of proper timing.
Take me to church becomes Taaaaaakkkke meeeee to chuuuurrrch is a common example of Two thirds effect
by JumpingJ January 20, 2016
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The Third Half

There are many definitions:
1. The meaning of Irony.
2. An improper fraction - can be turned into a mixed number.
3. You don't have your glasses on, and immediately after the second half, you think third.
4. Seconds. (See the irony)
5. When you have a whole pizza, just to yourself, and when you ate the pizza, you're fat but still lazy and 'hungry-bored', so you buy another pizza, and you were intended to eat it all (The Fourth Half), but your brother/sister sees you eating the pizza, and commands you to give him/her a half, so you do (but you don't tell him/her about the other whole pizza) and you ate the half, so you've eaten three halves, you fata**.
1. Oh how the irony! I asked what's going to happen in the third half!
2. What's a whole add a half. No, not one whole and a half, the third half!
3. Huh? What's that? Don't you dare eat the third half of the pizza.
4. I'll have seconds on the third half!
5. .........third half........
by Weird but truth! April 2, 2017
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Arse Thimble

A small statured brown/grey donkey breed used primarily for transportation of wool textiles in Bhutan. They are interbred from Equus africanus asinus and Mulleus calceus in the late 1100's BCE. The breed originated from the nomadic peoples of the North-West Asian Steppes and spread to the surrounding areas. The type was especially used in the Himalayan regions (Nepal, India, Pakistan, Bhutan and Tibet) as they are a versatile, strong, hardy and agile breed, perfect for mountainous terrain. In the early 14th century, the breed essentially disappeared from use in the North-West Asian Steppes, but continued to be used heavily in the countries of nowadays Nepal, Bhutan and Tibet. Today, the breed is still in use in Bhutan, but has disappeared from the stables of Nepal and Tibet due to the introduction of the modern Asinus aureus breed, a larger grey donkey type with much the same characteristics of the Arse-candy breed. The people of Bhutan still heavily rely on this method of transport and will for many years to come.
The shepard rounded the corner on the mountain path, with his Arse Thimble in the lead.
by StukaGruppen13 October 26, 2017
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destroy third party instigators

using organized precise measures to destroy third party instigators and not letting them know any ways how they will be destroyed.
Mr or Mrs government please destroy third party instigators, they are tearing our country apart.
by LoBlack901 December 4, 2018
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The third guy

In a presidential election, since there are two candidates, (Republican and Democrat) there is often a "third" delegate; someone else running as an "Independent" whom nobody has ever heard of.
I didn't like either of the candidates, so I voted for the third guy.
by Mercana March 21, 2020
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July Third

Kiss Andrew on the neck until he cries day.
july third is kiss andrew on the neck until he cries day
by Momatotoad July 3, 2020
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