when someone is so incredibly butthurt and annoyed its almost as if they have been eating heaps of salt curry as thats the kind of vibes they give off to everyone else.
never hang around someone in this state.
never hang around someone in this state.
friend1: piss off you fat twat
friend2: someonse been eating salt curry!
If they are not chill they will proceed to beat you.
friend2: someonse been eating salt curry!
If they are not chill they will proceed to beat you.
by bazingalover February 8, 2024

Shazza shook the salt shaker vigourously to dispense salt on her tongue before she swallowed Damos schlong
by Oh honey no May 11, 2019

by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023

Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text
Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned
Madison: Now you know how it feels
Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected
Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned
Madison: Now you know how it feels
Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected
by counter-salt-patent April 20, 2018

by cesuna December 4, 2016

by CaptnSparrow April 14, 2023

An intimacy technique involving starting with less pressure than you think you need and increasing until it’s just right.
“She doesn’t really like it when I finger her. Says it’s too aggressive.”
“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”
“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”
by MilitiaP May 14, 2024
