shiat muffin

an asshole, bitch, Fuck. It is can be used to tell someone that they are annoying.

J.C is a Shiat muffin.

by Gareth McLoughlin January 3, 2005

Muffin Loaf

The act of pooping into a vagina. See how the words "Loaf in muff" (ie turd in vagina) rearrange to form "Muffin Loaf" (an obscure baked good)?

Dogg she said I could do anything so I busted out the muffin loaf

by who loves orange soda August 21, 2009

Muffin Duster

1. Mustache/beard. More directly, a mustache/beard on a well skilled man at the art of muffin dusting.

2. Oral master concerning the art of female climax. Usually entails a well trained embouchure and tonguing techniques.

Chick #1:Did you see the muffin duster on that guy?

Chick #2:Yeah.. all of the other flavor savors must be jealous as hell!

by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

bum muffin

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd
2)another word for shit

"get lost bum muffin!"

by Simon November 11, 2004

gunt-muffin

the resultant fat bulge of a fat bint with a unfastened trouser zipper, fat spillage from the zipper

look at that tramp with her flies undone, i can see her gunt-muffin

by Clagnuts December 30, 2013

spaz muffin

a fairly endearing term, meant for someone who says or does something silly, or simply went you want to call someone something without being too harsh. I think i may have heard it used in "friends" by pheobe.

Kathryn has spilt her vodka.
"Jesus Kathryn you're such a spaz muffin"

by moosemily September 13, 2006

Buck Muffin

A muffin of mysterious origin, most commonly located in the vicinity of a "Pork Fritter".

Can you Buck Fuck a Buck Muffin?

It depends on how long the Buck Muffin has been sitting out!

by Patrick McCloskey March 23, 2004