gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus

Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!

by SavageBoi2020 February 25, 2024

Skibomclat Tax

I don’t know what the hell this is but whatever.
When you call someone a Skibidi “ Bomboclat “ (Jamaican Slang for Motherfucker ) all because they didn’t pay your tax, which is a pay to Fanum Tax which is the act of taking one’s food.

Andrew : Damn, these are good fries.
Nelly : Its time for your Skibomclat Tax!
Andrew : Fuck you.

by coalweennier May 30, 2024

Alpha Fanum Tax Gyat Rizzler

A name mainly chosen by a middle school boy.

Felicia was not impressed by Lukas calling himself an Alpha Fanum Tax Gyat Rizzler.

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024

Gately tax

When Jamie(the big) gately robs your food

You just got gately taxed suck me balls

by Father_damian December 19, 2023

taste tax

when someone who decided not to order anything at fast food (typically french fries) takes some of your food

Bro 1: Bro lemme get some of your french fries
Bro 2: Bro stop violating my rights with your taste tax

by crazyqest November 20, 2017

Tesco tax

The punitive price premium charged on some products by Tesco supermarkets for customers without a loyalty card. Tesco is the UK's largest grocery chain with 28% market share.

"I paid £1 extra in Tesco tax on the ice cream because I didn't have my clubcard."

"You can opt out of tracking cookies for free online, but the Tesco tax means you need to be rich to do so offline as well."

"I went to Sainsbury's instead to avoid the Tesco tax."

by tescotax April 8, 2023

Tax

Something that should never be payed, no matter what the government tells you.

Guy1: Did you pay your taxes?
Smart Guy: No of course not taxes aren't for paying just wasting paper.

by kyle's mother is sexy November 28, 2024