Sumona

The most sarcastic bitch alive. She could also be the reincarnation of the devil. Worst case, she's both.

"I feel like the sarcasm never stops."

Sumona: "Well done genius, you figured it out!"

by I am a joke July 23, 2019

Wet Hot American Summer

The best perverted movie EVER.


What to remember:
"She's playing the flute... kinky! Why are her clothes still on?"
"McKinley's a fag! McKinley's a fag with Ben!"
"Excuse me while I go hump the fridge... that's right, kids. I also smear mud on my ass..."

Max: "Hey, Zolin. What's your favourite part of Wet Hot?"
Zolin: "The barn scene wth the guys and the matching socks!"

by aaaeehlnnrrrsstu June 5, 2004

Summit

Summit in a small town located in New Jersey. Most people think of it as snobby and stuck up, as a resident of Summit I can see why. I attend Summit High School and we get everything we want. If we want some money we just ask our parents are they will just hand it over to us. We study hard during the week but on the weekends we don't remember what happens. Every weekend there are at least 5 parties going on. Everyone sleeps with everyone. The guys are all assholes and the girls are all skanks. Most of the kids at my school spend money on alcohol and drugs. Most of our parents know what we do and they don't really care as long as we don't embarrass our families then everything is okay. Don't get me wrong we aren't burn outs. We all get into very good colleges and our sport teams are amazing. This year in 2009 we won state championships for Lacrosse against Delbarton. Our football team is also doing very well. Most of us that matter in this town are very wealthy. Our dads are Partners at many large banks on wallstreet. To say your house value is less than $1.5 million is a little embarrassing. For our 17th birthdays most of us get new cars..they range from Jeeps to BMW's. A lot of other towns hate us and we know it and we all accept it. We know they are all just jealous that they can't live in a town like Summit....that basically sums up the town of Summit New Jersey

(at a party in Summit)
Guy: Hey are you Single?
Girl: No, but my boyfriend is out of town.
Guy: lets go upstairs.
Girl: okay

by lizzy97 November 16, 2009

summer

Time to get your pale ass out into the sun inbetween attending those outdoor concerts completley stoned, enjoying drinks and burgers at the weekly BeerBQ, working that "job" of yours behind the counter, and going to your vacation house w/o parents where you will get absurb amounts of ass.

Jake: I've been taking steroids, fake tanning and managed to get an internship at the local garbage company! The babes will want me cause it's summer.

by kcapristine July 16, 2008

summer

The best season ever. Unless you have year-round school, this is approximately two and a half months off when you get to chill with your friends and go on vacations without have to worry about stuff like homework. Pretty much everyone loves summer, unless of course you actually like school.

Also a girl's name...all the seasons can be names for a girl.

Which would you rather do:
1) Sit in school, be bored, work your ass off
2) Chill at the beach or elsewhere without worries...

by alb July 15, 2008

summer

The kind of girl that you shouldn't mess with, she has blonde hair, and green eyes. She has about five main friends that always stand by her. She will do whatever it takes to get food, but never gains any weight. She has a fierce side and once you do something to her, she will never forget it. She is the oldest but shortest person you will ever meet.

She also has a wierd side to her, but once you get to know her she will open up to you. Athletic and quirky, Summer will make your day brighten when you see her.

Boy: did you see that girl walk by?
Friend: Yea definatly a summer

by Iwishihadherback March 8, 2013

Summer

a quirky girl whose beauty and spirit are only matched by her vivacious sex drive. she is always willing to have fun. black men love her curves....as well as every other horny guy on the face of the earth.

i want sum of summer

i want sum summer lovin'

by ian January 26, 2005