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stoner-mates

two stoner buddies that make a perfect match.

ex: smoking together, sometimes cuddling.
y’all are like stoner-mates”
by hoebae420 April 15, 2022
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Stoner memory

when a pothead begins to have/maintain very poor memory
Friend 1: bro what happened yesterday?
friend 2: were u off the za?
friend 1: hell yeah

friend 2: yeah that’s that stoner memory
by fareedaaly May 11, 2022
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Stoner Spread

An array of fried foods put together to form the perfect buffet for filling the munchies after a good session of self medication.
Open up the freezer, dude, I have all the ingredients for a Stoner Spread.
by Angrydriver May 13, 2022
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stoner fish

A starfish that is stoned
I was swimming in my sink when I saw a starfish so I went to look at it’s face and it was quite clearly stoned :) - Stoner fish origin story
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Stoner Tax

The termed used to describe the fact that common items branded for cannabis use are much more expensive than identical items not intended for stoners.
Damn, that rolling tray is exactly the same as the one at the dollar store but because it has a pot leaf on it and I bought it at a head shop there was a serious stoner tax.
by loopbedoop July 2, 2022
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Stoners excuse

A stoners excuse is any excuse which is used to smoke, usually very shit excuses
Stoner: I just finished work, I’ll celebrate with a joint

You: That’s a stoners excuse👍
by CanOfToast July 7, 2022
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Stoner

When someone packs the bowl for a bong
Packer stoner roller
by Queen-of-_stoned August 16, 2022
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