Speed Tump

slapping a glass so hard it breaks your hand

Person 1: Hey, why is your hand in a cast?
Person 2: I speed tumped my water bottle.

by TotallyNotAConspirator October 4, 2018

Speed

AL

"I'm so speedy. I'm the definition of speed." - AL

by mhandlebar September 2, 2022

Speed-bagging

The act of rapidly fisting your partners asshole as fast as you can.

Yo Johnny, I was Speed-bagging this girl last night, She loved it.

by Jehuis Saint Jerome April 24, 2022

speedy speed

A slang for treadmill that was first coined by Google Translate but got into defining by Malinda Kathleen Reese o her cchanne

I like riding the speedy speed.

by Squarcillow April 24, 2022

Speed bump bouncing

When you take a girl with big titties that
you fancy for a ride in you're car and you
drive over speed bumps which makes
her big titties bounce and you watch in
the rear view mirror.

Anna. why do we always drive over
speed bumps?
Jez.. so ! can see you're titties bouncing up and down. It's called speed bump bouncing

by The Plumber Jezza J November 24, 2022

High speed projectile Launcher

Not a gun, unless you make it a gun, don't add gunpowder, you eat that, big slingshot, it's anything but a gun!

Stanger: hey kids, do you want a high speed projectile launcher?

Kids: yeah!

by The TRUE waynesboro tn redneck October 6, 2022

speed demon

dunny.

oi did u see dunny on the field. yeh she’s an absolute speed demon

by bumhead123456789 October 21, 2022