speed leach

That driver who can't regulate their own speed so drives themselves up to the rear bumper of the car in front of them regardless of the speed until you pull over then they attach to the next car in line
This speed leach was following me through traffic for 20 miles 6 " off my bumper, then when I pulled over he pulled up on the bumper of the guy in front of me doing 30 mph!
by Mrfixit0623 May 12, 2016
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Obital Speed

the amazing creation from the great and famous Paul Rodgers

it is a random speed that no one knows what it is but it just there because Rodgers said so
by Disonere April 25, 2017
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high-speed garbage

Garbage that is either created or moving at a fast pace. An internet service that claims it's the fastest in your area but includes data caps and hidden fees for using "too much" bandwidth.
A lot of fast food is actually just high-speed garbage. Whoa! Watch out! High-speed garbage! XFINITY Internet delivers the most reliable high-speed garbage and WiFi for all devices, all the time.
by Spookars March 02, 2018
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speed queen rash

A rash that develops after one interacts with speed queens too much.
Conner had to get checked after Chad developed a speed queen rash.
by ThatsaBadName July 22, 2019
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speed trudge

n. the act of emptying one's bowels faster than one would their bladder
1 minute before the show
Speed Trudger: Taco Bell might not have been the smartest meal before the concert, but it's nothing a speed trudge can't fix!
24 seconds before the show
ST: Made it!
by facespacer July 29, 2008
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Newfoundland Speed Bump

A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.
Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus
by Dragonsandman July 17, 2021
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Speed Stick

When he cums quick
Girl1: Joe came so fast last night.
Girl2: Yeah, he is such a speed stick.
by UncleRatsh August 19, 2017
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